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i murdered a random dude

while playing "the elder scrolls IV : Oblivion" or simply, Oblivion, I came across a non-player character=random dude in the game who was supposed to give out a quest. He always did. But this time, i felt really sick. And instead of asking how he's feeling, I chose to LAUGH IN HIS FACE. And then, he refused to give me that quest no matter how many times I talked to him! I felt so annoyed, so i murdered him right there, on the open road. Now I can't get the ring to breathe underwater :((((((((

Somehow I was seen committing this crime, probably by the guard staring out an adjacent inn's window. In-game, that cost me a hefty bit as well. Oh well.

And then as I was nearing the city, this highwayman stepped out from behind an old fort! He gave me two options: the classic 'money or life' scenario. Of course I wanted to get both, HIS money and HIS life! hahahaha and i got the latter. He didn't have any money.

I think maplemania is at last rubbing off, for the event items are getting devalued so quickly. 300k to 50k. 200k to 15k. etc etc. But I have made my profits well and quick. THAT was the FEELING i was HIGH on while playing maplestory. the excitement of turning a quick profit through opportune retrading, quick reflexes, sheer luck. Hah but the economy is not on my side anymore. I'll probably have fun shooting my magical fire arrow, more lethal than any arrow that comes my way back in camp. hahaha. just let me have my cheap thrill. Well, or i could go around smashing up goblins and brigands-in their faces. 2D or 3D, it doesn't matter which. All fun, all round the year.

"plak!";
x 1:12 am

gothic sassiness

a very weird matchup. did not know/was not told we were going to watch carolling (listen?) but okay fine we went. so i thought christabel's friend behaved and looked like si min...the HORROR when i found out they were classmates?! cedarians hrmmms.

k we went to nydc and jian qi and bel's metro-(gay lah) friend and i got huge sangwischzes looking like whoppingly tasty yeah but the best sight there was definitely the hot waitress!! looked incredulously gothic and yet, genuine and classy enough. 5 stars for her cool service and her dancing on her feet to entertain her bored colleagues, really. her colleagues looked really dispirited and uninspired. she was however fleeting around the place, i mean you always saw her at her best. i wonder if a chick like her was the captain of the restaurant though she looked the youngest. she was enjoying herself. so was i, even though i didn't talk much to bel's other 3 friends. they were talking scandals. cedarians. hrmmmms. the last one i had was..ah! forget it ^^

now, who wants to go to nydc at wheelock with me?

"plak!";
x 9:11 pm

armadyktit

addicted to wolfenstein enemy territory. its got objectives, you get abilities, you take on roles. but team makeup is important. low experience teams, pitted against high experience teams will rarely triumph, cos some of the upgrades can be so l337.

funny day. this idiot accused me of using an aimbot(auto aim at headshots) simply cos i 'have too many headshots'. seriously?!

"plak!";
x 7:03 pm

Is Google God? Sure is!!

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidance. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

"plak!";
x 10:10 pm

a lotus

as i was walking into the marina bay mrt station i exclaimed 'woo!! ah lian!!!'
promptly the group of ah lians turned around.

i really saw alot of ah lians from sentosa to marina bay on sunday.

then i saw limin in my dream and i was talking to her.

maybe i miss my ah lian girlfriend too much.

i love ah lians.

"plak!";
x 10:03 pm

grarrrrrr

the ds has so few games that attract the hardcore gamers. 9 in 10 titles probably have titles sounding like 'minx club girls' / 'the olsen twins' vacation' / 'jane and the dolls'

argh its sickening. There are so few playable games, and the few that are playable are given shit reviews by game sites usually. strategy titles are the worst lot. they have the smallest audience, most critical reviews, not much future. grrr. would people stop making nonsensical games? not like there aren't enough of them flooding the market. how many 6 unders really buy such things anyway?

alright, its a monday. i'm on leave, and i'm bored. played the same game for 7 hours already. seriously, clear leave for fuck. i rather have taken it when i was really needing it. but you'd never know when. this month is a short month. ho weil. 1 saturday duty replaced by a guy doing extra. should be happy. organising an east coast trip with my primary school friends. meeting up with friends. going to chalet.

i rather be studying my guts dry. it's been a full year and i've been through so much shit. its a wonder i'm still here. if i had a choice i wouldn't want to be. so i've heard someone bitch about the group of us 'all ur friends are blue berets'. i'm a fucking green beret. one with camo cream on. with unfolded uniforms. one with 5 physical training sessions a week.(basically EVERY-FUCKING-SINGLE-DAY how i resent it). but, i am enjoying it. i have grown perverse, accustomed to oscillating between sweetening people's lives and making lives difficult for some others. rank or not, i just want to squeeze every single morsel i can out of my daily routine. it is a routine, yes. i am glad it is. if it wasn't, it would be far worse.

routine. regimentation. discipline. toughness. hectic life.

why shouldn't i be a fully qualified owner of the green beret? if you don't get shit, of course u deserve to be a blue beret. but even if you do get shit, it doesn't mean you go around calling people names and whining shit about ur non-shit life. seriously, we're all civilians who don't care much about how great you are. it can't come close to any of that. and i'm talking about no one in particular, but probably a great fistful of people out there who should get fisted. who go home everyday and surf gay pornography. who complain all the time.

pent up tension. the soil on my face is soil. soil of the ingrates. soil where dead men will all lie. they will.

"plak!";
x 9:02 pm

da scheisser!

ever since my dad bought a pack of lay's jalepeno kettle chips a fortnight ago, we've all taken turns at it. however we try, its just impossible to ever finish it. it still looks half as full. maybe its the raw taste. maybe its the mexican flava. maybe its the round distorted and ugly rocky surface(which gives it extra texture). all of these appeal as much as repulse to my senses.

i still can't figure why its still there. i only had hoped my father bought a more 'everyone' kind of flavour. now i know how my mum feels when i buy sour cream and onion(not the fako garlic and salt variety). did i just say my mum? that's right. i hate her.

and its been a year since we broke up. congrats herr, u survived a shit year.

only to get more

"plak!";
x 11:59 pm