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watch a play every single day! if not, act your own.

my good friend, ling jew yueh is reading his O level history textbook. I just had to ask why didn't Hitler exterminate him. Afterall he's a Jew(literally in name).

then, he wanted to say throw the blade into your flesh. his pronounciation, being substandard, led to it turning out as throw my brain into your flesh.

he wanted to look up 'malingering' in the dictionary. i just chanted ma-LING-gur-LING.

we wouldn't have had so much fun if not for his LINGuistics.

today a guy with the initials W S Ong came in. my twin. his name? Ong Wee Siang. haha.

yesterday a guy cried, threw tantrums and went mad. well, to me, he was merely over-reacting and exaggerating his emotions to get what he wanted. which was 'excuse stay-in'. he's such a whiner. and a loser. i just have to say it.

and the day before, this reservice corporal came looking for my boss. he appeared polite and well-mannered. the minute he entered her office he started shouting at her. really dumb. he's getting charged , probably for disobedience of general orders and insubordination.

alright, there's no reason for me to use profane language anymore. my office is made up of civilised people, where i speak proper english, without needing to add in singlish to make myself fit in. afterall, the requirements for the CO or RSM Personal Assistant is A level and fluent English. i need to stop being a beng. i can look like one, but i must not be one. yes, that shall be my resolution over the month. i know i can do it. because if i look like beng, i will surely be dragged to be RSM PA. good thing about that is, anyone who treads on my toes, suffers a horrible death xD but at the end of the day, if i dun become a PA, i'll wanna work as R&D clerk. i had thought it to be Research and Development, but non siegneur, it means Regimentation and Discipline. It basically means, i'm in charge of filing charges and sending the offenders to the Detention barracks, located somewhere in Yew Tee. hehe. when i told everyone i can then laugh in their face they called me a sadist. hehe.

but firstly, i must get downgraded to pes e, get revocated as a clerk, get retained in my camp. if this dun happen all my dreams are dashed. simple. and chee wei, get well soon. im a brokeback driver and you're a brokeback soldier. let's be clerks-in-arms. haha.

"plak!";
x 6:52 pm

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