I don't wanna fall to pieces ,
i juz wanna sit & stare at u .
I dun wanna talk about it ,
coz im in love with u .
not much smarter actually..
A blonde woman was really struggling with the jigsaw she's trying to complete, so she decided to phone her boyfriend.
"Hi Bradley, I'm doing this jigsaw but I just can't work out where to start."
"Have you looked for the corners?"
"yes, I can't find them!"
"Are you using the picture on the box to help you?"
The blonde is now getting really distressed.
"Yes, Yes, Ive got the box in front of me, it's a tiger! i don't know what I'm doing wrong!!!"
"Okay, I'll come over and we'll see if we can do it together."
When Bradley gets to his girlfriend's house, she welcomes him and leads him into the living room, she's explaining that all the pieces looks the same. He takes her by her hand and leads her to the sofa to sit her down.
He says, "Darling, I'm going to make us a cup of coffee and then we'll put the Frosties back into the box."
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seventeen (:
AJC
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Vocalist in "Heryk and Friends" (what a gay name =D) 4p@t3ht|c atheist
so glad to know you
.. i've been happier ever since
"plak!";