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3 more days to book out day!

this is damn unexpected, but due to certain circumstances, i am still in tekong, but have gotten access to the computer, and with it, the essential internet.

in summation:
1. i am now out of training. OOT, as i am known by. but not out of tekong, unfortunately :( my back problem is getting worse with every load i lug or lift. but anyway its been given to me the following exemptions-no running, marching, jumping, heavy loads for 4 weeks. so i'm in smart 4 every day.
2. my bunkmates are nice people.
3. i got into a warrant company. hence, its the sergeants who get much of the rap when anything goes wrong. recruits are fairly absolved from blame.
4. i am sometimes known by a few friendly sergeants as the COS(company orderly sergeant) cos i can take on all his responsibilities fairly well. HAHA. and recruits call me sergeant cos i'm at the window. and i'm as kao bei as the COS's themselves. lol.
5. i'm growing fat.
6. i'm going to the medical officer once every few days.
7. i get to charge my phone, but both the batteries my mom gave me are faulty and hence this point is irrelevant
8. i have played advance wars on the office computer with the sergeants, or at least have played, and acted as a tactician to a few of them cos all of them can't play it well.
9. i get to bring all the extra night snacks to my bunk mates, and as i prepared sufficient food before enlisting, i have quite a bit of diversions to get me by this coming-to 2 weeks
10. i spend most of my time reading, eating, going to toilets, talking cock, waiting to see the Medical Officers, explaining to people how i am NOT a chao keng, listening to people whining, waiting(for no specific reason), and getting scolded on behalf of the OOTs while i actually do the most work the most efficiently!!!FUCKKKKKKKKKK
11. i have gone outfield before, to the oil palm plantation on a commanders' course. (actually, as the OOT i was dispatched to man the water point for the master sergeants and the like.
12. i have gone back to the mainland!!!! once to the terminal to carry stuff. another to the discovery centre. its totally boring and not worth the visit, but the journey to and fro gave lots of time off from point number 10, and gave me extra time to sleep. so its actually a good deal.
13. i have seen less than 10 women LOL
14. i go around entertaining people by telling what the sergeants do always. such as "our most stern-faced platoon sergeant was trying to repeatedly feed potion to a full health pokemon....."(cos there's a gameboy emulator on the office comp located in D:/confidential/do not open/games/..) wahahaha
15. i'm getting the hang of the necessary skills in ns. delegating and relegating responsibilities, being seen at the right places at the right time, stealth, evasion, power play, making use of people who think they are making use of you(its symbiotic to the people who are being used actually), hooking up with the right people, etc etc. even backstabbing. the fellow OOTs do this quite often too. but they aren't as good at politics i guess. they are good at slacking and evasion and leaving others to mop up their mess. they are just a bunch of fuckers. and the reason why i want to get my vocation asap. most probably i'll get it by next week. and then i'll be out of tekong,95% chance. kenneth warned me about ns. i guess its real. i trust no one and everyone's to be treated as they deserve(usually like an asshole).

that's it for now. i guess only my sis and si min will be able to keep me sane for this period of time. i really miss them both :(

"plak!";
x 8:32 am

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