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to serve 2 alma maters. priceless. admiralty primary. cat high. the best i could ever ask for

i was wrong. children do lie. and that was a very big lie he dared to make. utterly disappointed and upset.

mr willy tan spoke to me today just as i was about to leave the school. hah. interesting vice principal. he thought that i had several plans in mind after getting my results. like, i told him, i've the army first. being a guy he should know better. then he asked, 'so u want to go to the U?'
'yeah why not?' 'how about alternatives, such as teaching...?' wahhhh. he asked if i wanted to go straight into teaching. freaky. that was my perfect back up plan lah!!! basket. then he went into...' do u know of the recent issues with male relief teachers?' 'erm not quite(but i'd a feeling it was THAT)' 'oh. there have been incidents of students having affairs with their students....' *gasp* 'erm, alright, i'll keep that in mind...' now that i think of it, he probably saw me as the perfect target for this little snippet of 'advice'. i'm the youngest guy in school. and the students probably see me as quite attractive? ahahah..but i wun go cheat children's feelings...i'm not eugene chan. i dun go for xiao mei mei. then he just had to grin and tell me this when we ended our conversation ' oh by the way, i'm from aj too. aj pioneer batch'

u can't be kidding me!

my boss is my senior! oh my god. now i'm freaked when i remember my students saying i look like their vice principal. and the realisation that i just had a damn frank talk with my employer who's my 'schoolmate'.

this guy totally bluffed me and their classmates were so nice to report on the chio teacher. who came in promptly and scolded him. she totally ignored me T_T. hahaha..then some girls were like, teacher u never do your job, so she's here. i got damn angry. cos that guy lied to me, not that i didn't do my job. and they accused me of being a racist cos i kept flirting with the chinese girls. like hello...they were the best students i ever had and can't i spend time talking to them? i was even teaching them english, maths and chinese. there were guys too..i just had to scold that guy in front of the class, just to let them know what wrong he did. betraying a teacher's trust. never. ever. do that. and i caught up with his form teacher after school..told him what happened. got him scolded even more. but i heard this from him 'u bluff the student, u bluff the teachers, u bluff even the relief teacher! how do u expect people to ever trust you?' then he was made to apologise to me. seriously, i really couldn't take it. i just slammed my file onto the glass. with my bare palms and that class suddenly turned quiet. everywhere i went, it seemed as though the students ducked for cover. i was damn angry. i didn't even talk to my ex-students anymore. some even dared to ask if i were angry. duh? 'nono, i'm not angry..hehehe' and then they got scared.

malay mat-to-be, "teacher, are you an ah beng? you got an ah beng chain. and your face is so ah beng. you walk so ah beng. i think you are an ah beng. are you an ah beng, 'cher?"

alright, but my tour of duty around admiralty primary is coming to a close. mr paul ng finally called me up. i'm going to cat high tmr to settle admin stuff and all. and i should be starting work in cat high next week? i'll miss all my students. and i'm gonna see this happening soon...

mr lee hak boon walks into general office, noticing a new teacher. "ah ello, are you a new teacher? might you be a cat high old boy?'

and he'd probably start bragging about my batch again. the batch that gave cat high a new surge of glory. and the batch that so inflated expectations of the future sec 4s. GG! i'm probably gonna run into mr danny tan. mr edwin heng. and mr denis leong. my choir teacher. i hope i have more teachers than that to talk to. 3 weeks. its gonna be fun. dun worry. i'm straight. but mr ng's students are probably cursing at me or their luck right now, cos its not an attractive young lady who's going to take them. ahaha. but rather a guy, who happens to be an old boy. but the most fun question would be to let them guess which cca i was from. they probably would start with the uniformed groups, sports..and never come close. hehe.

sigh. no more pretty teachers to look at. bye chio bus. and my beloved form teachers. what a short-lived reunion i must say. but i'll be back for cny. cos i can display my fan club in front of my friends!!! ahahaha...what a dumb idea.

"plak!";
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