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almost got caught for my hair/would have failed the hair check LOL

found it weird that derek and i and sharing mr ng's workload of geog and english. when i got home the hod told me it was actually unacceptable. either had to leave. and for the other, to take up both. derek had been working hard, teaching english and staying back till night at times. but i guess he can't take geog, though he offered to try teaching it. only cos he didn't take it in upper sec, and mr ng's main concerns are in geog not english. oh well. i feel so bad. im sure the teachers feel as bad. and they feel bad that i'm feeling bad cos of their arrangements. now i've double the workload. finally found the hod for humanities after a drawn out game of hide and seek. she's a nice lady, i think she's empathetic, as arts ppl should be. lol.

teachers i've talked to today:
mr edwin heng. couldn't remember me much. asked if i was okay. tmr onwards, he's gonna be my second boss. cos he's in charge of english.
mr danny tan. couldn't remember my name, but could recall who i was eventually. thought of me as very quiet. the 'sitting in a corner' kind of student. i assured him i've changed a bit. still as interesting and funny. was singing 'to the left, to the left' repeatedly. haha. i felt like replying with 'you must have enough of me, you must have enough of me'. (its a song,by beyonce i think)
mr yong kwang hei. surprised to see me. couldn't remember me much, though he found me familiar. again, same impression as i left on mr danny tan. i told him i was wearing specs and probably fatter. haha. the fatter part seems to help most teachers to remember me. if not..its kinda depressing. probably i was way too low profile. haha.
mrs elaine goh. called me when i got home to tell me on the dilemma they faced regarding employment. very sincerely explained what other tasks i might need to take on since im 'young and good at IT', the latter of which is an assumption, to which i replied 'i'm not good at it, but i might be intuitive towards it'. either way, she's happy, cos she's my boss.

teachers i've not talked to, but want, or need to:
mrs alice long!!!! my form teacher. i saw her from afar. but she might have known i'm back to teach after today. i'll try to hunt for her. been so long. i know that talking to her will settle a few of my doubts about myself.
mrs oh(ms chan wee ming) my direct boss. will assign me orders and tasks. so far only seen her once, and probably she didn't know i'm under her.
mr suah yee leng. the teacher who helped me get A2 for chinese. he's nice to talk cock with. since he's probably more entertaining than i am.

can't think of anymore already. there's this american guy in the school. i feel he's kinda weird. probably cos he's not that ingrained with the system's workings yet. there's some temperature taking exercise going on. and guang han, fellow ex student and colleague asked if we needed to take charge of that. then that guy went asking back 'i like my temperature', 'i would be the last one to be struck down with fever', 'it'll never get me', that sort of thing. kinda weird. probably has a complex character akin to douglas macarthur. by the way i'm about to finish his military biography. and his accent is quite rare i think. never heard it before. so it wun be fun to try faking an accent to talk to him. he'll think i'm weirder. haha.

got to know 2 of my classes. let them ask questions for the whole period. never did teach. i'll start proper tmr. but here's a few memorable ones i remember. i was more of a comedian at times.

student,"do you have a girlfriend?"
me,"no, broke up."
some other guy,"oh i know why.."

guy,"do u watch porn?"
me,"u mean u watch porn? damn that's disappointing." -looks away-
me,"and what are u doing in that threesome anyway?(gives wtf face)"
class,"*laughs out real loud*"
me,"and why are you playing with his hands? you gay?"
class,"*almost uncontrollable laughter*"
(of course, u have to put things in context)

then i tease him later again, when i asked them to introduce themselves.
that guy again,"i'm ____ and i like to pon cca"
me,"WHAT?!-exasperation- you like to be in PORN CCA?"
class really laughs their ass off. i heard some ppl say nice one. haha. all for trying to fool with me in the first place. just like mr ng adapted to different classes, so did i. the other class kept asking me about army stuff. haha. and one of the lines i heard most repeated today was
"i LOVE geography!" sometimes i pretend to be pleased, but usually i will reply with "what excellent bootlicking skills you have" or " that's the answer i wanted to hear". but once i went,"ah, how nice it is to see a student appreciating the wonders of geography bla bla crap crap"..but thing is, i let them know i'm 18. haha. i wonder if that's a gross mistake. i only hoped it would allow them to understand me better. and facilitate my work. of course, i have heard several warnings about what i have done... seriously my 2 classes cannot believe i was low profile, quiet and guai kia. some spokesman sounded outraged and shouted across "but we still dun believe you are guai kia!" so i asked.."so u mean i'm a pai kia(gangster)?!"

the whole class agreed in unison.

there was a hair check today. some students happily told me i would have failed it. haha. indeed.
i'm taking a class for learning journey on wednesday!!!WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!

"plak!";
x 5:06 pm

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