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reflections..

i'm so lousy with razorblades that i cut my upper lip with my gillette today, causing it to bleed profusely for ten over minutes. when i get into army, i'd buy those non-automated ones instead.

relief teaching-on and off in admiralty primary might come to a stop if my teacher does get me to cat high to cover him while he goes off for his 1 month reservice(seriously, ONE MONTH???). it feels sucky as a relief teacher really, especially when the teacher didn't assign them any work. then you'd be nice and try to let them do stuff. but that's when it all turns ugly. if all the teachers that were on mc were nice enough to give them work to do, their students would have got progress, and i would have been able to teach! i'm paid to teach, not damned babysit!

lesson learnt: to babysit requires more skills than to teach

i can safely say 2/3 of classes are hopelessly noisy. and impossible to quieten them down. its really a war-40 versus 1, though a quarter are reliably well-behaved. teaching isn't as fun when they start to piss you off eh? my students all have this weird habit. the whole lesson they chant things like 'teacher you're so handsome' and 'teacher why are you so cool?'. one malay boy even told me that if i joined 'the superstar', i'd win. LOL? zuhara says the kids must be blind. they must be. i've even seen a group of p2 girls crowding around and whispering 'mr ong is so handsome!!!' seriously, can this stop? i know kids dun lie. but i'm not here for you to judge whether i'm handsome (or chio) or not!
but back then, that's what we did too, so now i understand

one thing is certain though: my fan club grows with each passing day. AHHAHAHA

when i have to leave the school, i might be sad. no,i definitely will be. but at least they'll remember they had a great relief teacher! and i'll have sweet memories to keep. it'll be nice if they still recognise me outside too. and i can already envision how embarrassing it'll be when you hear someone scream 'handsome!' and you know it'll be someone you taught before, who admired you before, and yet you don't know him. for now, let's see if mr paul ng can work out an arrangement for me to cover his job. TEACHING geography at last. and with my history skills too, i bet i'm an invaluable asset to the cat high staff. AHHA EGO. but no doubt, people are impressed when they know you took geography AND history. not OR. i just hope my results will be equally impressive. if not, what's the point? so if i get to teach geography, mr ng my idol sorta would be gone, and i'll probably find my next idols either mr edwin heng my english teacher, or mr danny tan my history teacher. i mean, i can teach geog and history and english!(only these sadly) and i do want to teach. not babysit. its not fun, its not easy. that's why i say, teachers really deserve the pay they get, be it relief, training,untrained,assistant,permanent,subject head or HOD. anyway dumb me doesn't know how to operate an atm machine, nor do i have my atm card. so whatever i earn, it'll probably be there for some time. afterall, i dun need the money now.

from a teacher 'oh i didn't dare to throw it away cos i thought it might be a gift from your girlfriend'
me 'hah its okay we broke up already'

normal reactions are like, to deny having one, or shut up and look abashed. but i always have to be so honest to give them this reply that really can spoil a person's day. its as if they were saying 'please say hi to your mum for me' and u reply with 'she's rotting in the grave'.

"plak!";
x 5:05 pm

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