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combat report on first time appointment as battlefield soldier and commander(more like some boliao essay)

only nerds like me do stuff like 'do research on a game before playing it for the first time'. it actually worked! oh god..im so thankful to gamespot and gamefaq and ign and whatever sites there were..i wasn't all that bad playing battlefield 2 for the first time with the history guys(should really ask girls out for some free frags next time). in fact i was the commander for about half the time and i really did what i could, although artillery strikes were just vain attempts to depress a base. the supply and vehicles never stopped flowing..they just came like some godsend..daryl was my best partner in crime today la. haha...when we were on opposing teams, we often found ourselves locked into 1 on 1 tank or amphibious craft fights...and i almost always prevailed. he'd win when he was the anti-tank infantry though..im like sniper for much of the game but i've really no choice since i'm supporting most of the time. but the sniper rifles really suck big time. you'd need about 4 shots on the torso for a kill. pla and mec snipers are semi-automatic, but with weak fire power. usmc is bolt action, meaning its firepower is substantially higher, but u get single shots which u must manually reload onto the barrel after every shot. but sniper vs sniper fights were fun though. that thrill...woot. but i realise its not that effective. i'd probably go all engineer next time though. shotgun kills sound cool but i think its probably wun happen in many situations..i was getting owned by the special forces everytime..mark's m4, and dessly's c4, for example. sigh...

lol..wongci is the poor guy who takes the blame for everything while trying to claim the credit all for himself. after every round(when we are defeated), he'll start some fierce defence of himself while proclaiming that he did alot of work himself..but ask daryl and we'll know who did the work...and when wong ci is on the opposing team i have reason to celebrate cos its the first time i played the game and i need practice...so yeah..1 on 1 fights with wong ci are quite fun...u can hear his vexed reactions from behind everytime he gets killed with my semi auto sniper. he was using some burst fire m16 or sth...wong ci needs more practice..

too bad the guys from my class aren't free to play, and most dun play such games..sigh..i should expect to keep playing with the history peeps(in reality, 35 and 38 ppl,im the only one from 33) until i really improve. all the days of call of duty, wolfenstein ET, medal of honor...im sure they helped alot though these games can be said to be so much more different and simpler than bf2. poor jonathan played the game like CS..tactics are important, but capturing the flag seems to be so over-emphasized, it really gets depressing at times..we really lacked players so i think we can do well with a few girls to join seriously..its a whole load of fun. though it'd help to have some theory. somehow i just remembered wong ci using his standard issue rifle on my tank. oh, and i read of using tank turrets and humvee posts (in history websites and on military journals) as makeshift mobile AA guns. i did that today, a few times in fact. really got that nice feeling when all my knowledge of warfare could be applied. and tanks, do make good AA guns, for ur information. we all did many stupid and funny things today. the lamest one i did was to fly my helicopter for the first time and crashland on the warehouse's rooftop. the base was just below it. haha. maybe i'll get some ram when i have the cash, and get bf2 and play online. u really need to keep ur cool in the game. a few times i got shot at right in front, but i kept my cool and got a headshot. phew. especially when attacked by players like wong ci and cleavon who like to pop out from nowhere an give u surprises. that two are really gay. they both camped in a corner, waiting for me to run towards them or whatever. but i just stood there and aimed at their sniper rifles and their legs. when obviously, that wasn't enough to kill, i took a well-aimed throw of my grenade and both of them came out flying. its so fun. 1 grenade 2 kill. but for harry, its even better 1 artillery and wipe out the whole team la. he's a good commander. since its my first time, it should be understandable that i cannot match up to him in strategy and tactics. im so bored, i surely could use a few more lan sessions like this. analysing all the things that we did is a good way to prevent rusty brains. too bad daryl is going in this friday on the same day as jian qi..we're gonna need more players..luckily bmt ppl should be out this coming weekend..gary, chee wei and wee liang..hope they can come and play. a commander is not very effective without players to command.

list of fun things we did!
1. shoot at ppl while they climbed ladders(that's really gay, but at least me and harry did that today)
2. use ur tanks and whatever armaments on the vehicles as aa weapons(harry and his helicopters beware)
3. plant claymore mines everywhere( spoilt the fun at times but makes for good laugh)
4. rushing all the way into the enemy base that's furthest from ours with all our armor (daryl jonny and me)
5. crashing ur aircraft for needless reasons(standard battlefield blunder)
6. head-on collisions with opposing humvees. result is that both fall off the bridge. this is the result of the mathematical 'game theory'.
7. running players over with vehicles. even humvees do a good job, though u may have to roll over a few times.
8. shooting at random ppl, knowing that they wun know who shot at them
9. using the amphibious vehicle's anti-tank missile launcher as a way to get direct kill on players who pop out of nowhere.
10. looking at the bullets being deflected off ur tank(LOL!)

oh, i hate to mention his name again but wong ci apparently got killed by a vehicle which landed on his head. seriously, that's the saddest thing that can happen

and the coolest thing that i did today!

shooting down an UAV that was hovering above my base! that's the coolest frigging thing that u can ever do! it just felt like i was playing terminal velocity all over again! i also tried dive-bombing today. its cool, but no one was injured cos everyone was camping all over the place. not bad la. i got best sniper, best armor and some others..including 2nd best player etc. makes me feel good about myself all over again. but im so nerdy, that's why i deserve to become a good player. haha. nerds do well at such stuff. aiya im really a nerd. i check out bbc, msnbc, new scientist a few times a day sometimes. yet how can ppl see me as a beng? it doesn't make sense. i'm about to have an identity crisis. can i be a nerd and beng at the same time? seems that i've done so.

i'm so distant from myself

"plak!";
x 8:41 pm

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