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weird

this post is about weird stuff.
1. a short pudgy indian woman who always looks offended lurks in hougang central. haunts bus stops and the hougang mall food court. she will tug/tap u real hard and ask 'u have 2 dollars? i want to buy a drink'. if u say no, she'll go look for other targets. if there aren't that many, she'll come again and ask for 1 dollar, for the same drink. first time i saw her doing that, she was gobbling down cherry tomatoes raw. and they never cost less than 2 dollars.

2.my mum. keeps talking to me about family planning. talks to me about how thin my gf is. talks to me about how cute i am when i am on the phone with my gf. never talks to me about grades. meet-the-parents sessions are like visits to hell, for some reason.

3.history highest score 54. i got 50, and mr seng could have almost praised me already. i still wonder how i got that. now he wants (me) to get a B..10 marks away..oh well. wonderful if i can do it! bad for morale if i can't..

4.this got me damn pissed. an enrolment service for my gf's cca turned out to be a mass for 1400 christian fanatics at the singapore expo. FUCK THAT. 600 non-christians conned. converts gained today:unknown but worth the bluff definitely. just not my girl u fucking morons who call urself the sons of god..the feeling u give reminds one of a cult.

5. time mysteriously passes by without me knowing it. this phenomenon has been occuring to my girl and i lately, and i find cause for concern.

6.an ant still moving(ie. writhing in agony) for about 3 minutes after i sliced its abdomen off. what happened after the 3 minutes? well it died =(

7. how convinced i am that certain christian names will bestow specific physical and behavioural characteristics(applies for sane humans who exist and really live only). for example, bennys' tend to be effeminate....
(warning:recommended for people who can't be bothered with people/prefer to throw people into crude classifications)

end of this weird post.

i once thought of something fun for my blog. that would be.
Describe ur classmates in one word. as in, demonify. maybe not, just share the truth. just state one negative aspect of ur classmates, one by one. logic told me not to do it despite its potential for a good entertainment and reflection. people will never allow others to vocalise their weaknesses. those brave enough to expose flaws face execution-social circles are shut out and u will not have friends for a very long time. so even if i were to embark on such a post, i would be shot 19 times at most, though reasonably i would postulate it at five. truth or not, people won't like it. fact.

mr ong chin meng,"all of u need to know the difference between persecution and prosecution."
me,"prostitution and what?"

"plak!";
x 12:12 am

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