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if youre 555 then im 666. but im 66

oh actually there's supposed to be a cny day 2 post but i was lazy so forget it.

we went to si min's house on thursday. wee liang and i started to play bow and arrow with each other. seriously i was very entertained cos i have never wielded a bow and arrow before. as in the toys kind. of course not the real ones lah! (how i wish man) shawn and wee liang destroyed her house by kicking her mini basketball and makng CHEST PASSes. who wants to play a game of chest pass with me? will make sure ur chest is a thing of the past. hahaha! while hou teng and i were more dead. he was as quiet as usual..while i played guitar. took out some scores and had difficulty playing simple pieces like clementine. oh i must confess i have never been able to play happy birthday on any instrument. its very tough i feel. conned both si min and hou teng when i took out greensleeves' score and after one look that lasted fraction of a second i played the whole song out. haha..lame....when we left i said ' ge ge zai jian' hahaha...her family is very kind. maybe next time i will bring my hockey stick and ball and start demolishing her yard's tiles. :P

friday was cross country. we had this rare class outingg kind of lunch again where we went to toa payoh. i thought i would have a light snack. so went with the guys to old chang kee. and i committed this horrible mistake. i bought a curry puff and a cup of lime juice. i couldn't take the spicyness at all. and the lime juice added to my troubles that were to be apparent few hours later.. we guys sat in a circle and started plucking grass and throwing at each other. so when wee liang threw at shawn and it landed on me instead i joined the battle. that was how we ended up throwing at each other cos throwing grass is hardly an accurate sport. then to make things worse we start shouting at each other like a bunch of gangsters. so it was co beng vs ps bengs wannabe vs hockey beng vs table tennis beng vs air rifle beng. isn't it obvious who would emerge the champion beng? the most renowned cca in the school with an established reputation for hooliganism. we cursed and swore and cussed at each other pointlessly. a few times i got up and gave wee liang a well-deserved bashing. hahahaha.... quoth chee yao, " dun scold vulgarities lah fuck" hahaha typical of us..

i feel so bad la..agreed somewhat that we'd run together. but i already did not want to just complete the race..i wanted top 50 without knowing my abilities! so although we started together and pushed the people in front together, we came in at different times. eh wait. 'pushed the people in front' makes us sound so mean. we probably are. when the race started i started to stride forward and i could hear shawn and wee liang calling me to wait up..ahahahah....as usual i pang sehed them..so okay. that was the like 5th time in 2 or 3 months i ran there i think. at least lah. common observation amongst many was that there were those smart alecks who sprinted for the first 100m and stopped and slowed down and started walking and prevented the real runners from advancing. bloody irritating lah!!!anyway i ran halfway and i had this horrible stitch that i still felt the next day. i realised it was the combination of the HOT curry puff and SOUR lime juice. wah damn smart. left the last quarter and my left side of my back was in cramps which felt worse, since i could not straighten my back properly. its so funny that i saw yu ling somewhere before the girls route exit, and that i saw her again when she got out. got me confused a bit. and those waterpoints weren't useful at all. i realised i could not drink the water at all! and i had no choice but to litter. i'm sorry. only could wet my mouth but the water refused to go down. thank goodness i had prepared myself mentally for the series of humps that never almost never ended on lornie road. at the turning point into the last 300m i saw our class girls. hahaha...lazy ppl walking only. they were the last 100 from what i saw. thanks for the encouragement..lol..jun xian was in front of me..hehe..feels so good to have caught up with him. he got 65 and i got 66. but i was depressed after that. cos i failed to get the top 50 i promised si min and not forgetting myself.. but i think i did quite well(let me console myself). last year i tried my best and i got like 247 or whatever. this year i got 66. this is credited to charles. HAHA. i have no part to play in this. well alll the while i have believed the seniors always got top 100 and i did not want to be an exception to that legacy. so i did not let mark down i suppose. i mean, i'm in the top 500 right? hahahahaaha it is as promised :)

saturday was a blast. 4 hours of training..more or less. went back to school with sai gang justin andrew and gordon. and we crapped out a song! sing to the tune of da da hui chun this chorus:
justin seng....gordon foooo.....herrick ong and andrew goh, sai gang warriors! then add in words that are appropriate at that time..rushed off to eugene's house to meet with my primary 6 classmates. for some it was since primary 4 too! it feels so nice to be back with a bunch of them after 5 years. thankfully we still talked as we were in primary 6. so proud of ourselves. my form teacher would be touched to know that we were still drinking vodka and winning each other's money..haha doesn't sound too positive..does it. lost 6 bucks there just being banker for 3 rounds. i kept suanin debbie cos she was playing for jun hao at times and even managing his finances..wah...jun hao's wife for the day. then she kept throwing the cushion at me. just like a CHEST PASS. while connie was les-ing with ya ting. wow quite extreme. ya ting's one side is totally flat now. connie is perverted. eugene lost money and took the opportunity to go to his room where his gf was. pity the gf lor. hahahaha...shhhhhh. eric shared his vodka with me cos i arrived late and had no such drinks. and we strummed and sang the rest of the day. took dumb pictures too. ya ting needed contact photos what..went bowling in the night. eugene's brother, edmund was promised a second free game if he scored ABOVE 100 points. thing is, he finished at exactly 100. which was cool. so he went to collect his prize from his mum. and his mum said no count! LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! had so much fun with debbie lah. she told me her feet were size 7, which she thought were quite big for a girl. bearing this fact in mind, i suaned her all the way even after we got home. called her da jiao por. then mine were size 9. to her its very big also lah..even bigger actually....so she called me da jiao gong. then she called me bigfoot. then i also call her bigfoot. but we were supportive of each other. ahh. eugene sat down, looked at her legs and before she bowled he commented she had carrot legs. so i shouted carrot legs. she almost fell to the ground, ball in hand. hahahaha she turned back and gestured tossing the ball at me somemore..lol...the next time she went i had the sudden inspiration to scream cai tao kway! and she reacted even more violently!!! lol......in the end i praised her for her pretty legs lah...hahahaha..what the hell we were even comparing leg muscles at one point in time. of course i won :P eugene's parents really know how to make their sons happy. they treated us to two games sia. must have cost quite a bit. but of course they won quite some money from us too..she's like the queen of gambling..oh my god..i can't deny this..

"plak!";
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