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im happy, im me says:
dun be a teacher lah
because ms zhu is so hot and sweet, i am bound to get A for geog says:
then be a what?
im happy, im me says:
u gt think of e consequences or not??
im happy, im me says:
u might ruin e kid's whole life
im happy, im me says:
omg...
im happy, im me says:
tt's so terrible

because ms zhu is so hot and sweet, i am bound to get A for geog says:
okie why not i be a psychologist
im happy, im me says:
u?
because ms zhu is so hot and sweet, i am bound to get A for geog says:
then can give u lots of free treatment
im happy, im me says:
will drive ppl to darker ends sia
im happy, im me says:
cannot lah
im happy, im me says:
wait u psycho them till they commit suicide

i can't be a teacher and i can't be a psychologist! hong zhi was very nice to point that out to me! oh well i spent part of the day browsing through sports bras with marian..well as in i was away from that rack by at least 1.5 metres cos its so embarassing..all the girls standing there choosing their fav cut and colour..hahaha marian probably puked blood when she asked me what colour she should get and i gave a lot of redundant comments with the most 'sensible' being "well no one's supposed to see it anyway right? so it doesn't matter.." hahahahahaha i'm so dumb these few days..

im happy, im me says:
nvr mind, u r alr crazy
im happy, im me says:
doesnt matter if u'll drive yourself more crazy
because ms zhu is so hot and sweet, i am bound to get A for geog says:
hahahahahahaha
because ms zhu is so hot and sweet, i am bound to get A for geog says:
why am i crazy?
im happy, im me says:
those ppl who r crazy will always ask ppl whether they r siao or not
im happy, im me says:
u r e one

oh my god i keep getting shot down! its kinda fun that we sai gang carried the keeper gear back to school today. that time was around 8.30 already i believe(when we left ccab) then we flagged a cab which was just in front of the traffic light.....so u can imagine the traffic confusion we created..then gordon was talking about studying every night with some cat high ppl..then jiang ming and justin my sai gang bro also talking about the studying with guys thingy, then smart me as usual didn't think twice or thrice and so i asked " u mean u usuallly study with guys?" hahahahaa that made their day..all the 'whole day with girls' 'everyday jio za bor' come out already..sigh...my reputation is that tarnished..even better that day after gp test "finally see you with guys" like wa lao......as if i am always in the company of girls lor.....talk cock.............

i think mrs toh was quite funny about a week ago. she said she had dyed her hair some pretty colour for 200 bucks but the next day there was some MOE ruling that required teachers to have proper decorum etc, so she had to remove the dye..200 bucks just like that..poor thing..i commented that she might as well rebond her hair knowing how vain she is...hahahahha..then talking about hair, she said something about 'pity ur gf cos ur hair isn't nice now' lol....then i retorted that 'its all ur fault!' hahaha very daring . its cos she said its very very nice during the holidays when i met her then she said but wanted it to vanish by the first day of school..hahaha still wanted to give me what fashion tips..what in 9 to 10 months ur hair will be very nice..no thanks!!!!its all mrs toh's fault!!!!hahahahahah....come to think of it its rather silly....but its rather fun talking cock with ur teachers..

oh ya in front of ms tay our hockey teacher who is also my asst pd tutor, jiang mind justin and i recited the old world version of the chinese cat high pledge, the new world english version of the cat high values and after that the first thing she said was 'oh u from cat high ar? cat high sucks' LOL we got owned!!!! after that she was so damn satisfied with herself..lol and during civics lessons in class...chee wei kept singing and disturbing her..can tell she is quite amused by our class..which is good!even she knows of the 'couple' and perhaps the second couple in our class..gossip loving ms tay...i better stay away from her..lol then adeline was collecting the civics paper thingy then was counting it a second time cos she didn't get 20. then at that moment i asked qingyi 'uh we must hand this up ar?' then (very loudly) "OH SHIT!!" hahaaha and people started to laugh..including ms tay who was highly amused ...probably confounded her even more cos she knew i was the class rep..then she asked me .....are u usually like this? so probably she gets the impression that we are a very cocked up class....

on the other hand..

mr ong thinks we're having something against him. every lesson he pleads us to open up to him cos we're the only ones losing out. i think i know why we just can't seem to make noise in his presence.
1. gp itself is dry and boring. hardly any discussion can be stimulated in our dead minds.
2. mr ong doesn't have lots of nuances in his speech...
3. mr ong probably caused us to become dumb due to his high expectations he had of us even before he met us and he's very rigid on work matters

okay that's the truth from me and i think it hurts but i hope no one sees it cos if someone sees it i'll be in trouble cos all blogs do are to get people into trouble anyway am i right? yea and i'm very happy with what i wrote for the gp test. on whether music is purely on entertainment. i invented a pun there 'guns n' roses' lyrics are overdosed with (references to) drugs and sex..it looks pretty neat! well was singing byob by system of a down today..so glad that shafiq enjoyed it cos its a very multitalented song..and justin could tell it was byob so i guess i am an okay singer..after all the trip to ccab reminded me of the countless hours i spent in the soundproof rooms and halls singing back then..and hockey has never been a mistake..though perhaps not the best option i have chosen..i'm talking rubbish cos i'm very tired...i'm always tired......no shaddup i do not want to be tired at all!!!so go to sleep .

"plak!";
x 11:09 pm

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