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open house + makeover

yesterday was open house! i was busy taking pics. my duty was to do tours. and i only did 1. that was wee liang's two "juniors" who looked a bit over sized..before that it was so boring..just ended up walking around the school with mee kwan..the other guys were too bored to do anything/go anywhere..so this is on my one and only tour. *warning: its gonna be very very sia lan! achtung!
having met them, wee liang and wei han were also present with their 'juniors' draped in vs pe shirts. then first thing wee liang said was " they told me they dun want to come aj leh". so first thing i said was " fuck off lor." lol..but after a while i said let's start.. they asked me if aj has chio bu. so i said yea, aj has chio bus for one day every year, and this is the day. you guys are lucky! first stall we saw was netball. wollen adeline sitting there looking very sian and full of gas :P so i brought them over.."yea this is the netball booth, you guys can sign up if you are interested you know" of which the soft reply was " er dun think so..i would hav to go for a sex change" after that was odac. female model clothed in odac gear. so one of them went screwing off the model's wrist...oh my god...couldn't put it back..anyway having accomplished such a thing we went off to stajeworks..on the way saw some trackers who looked as if they were freaked out by what i was going to do to my guests..he asked me if aj had gaming club. so i said aj doesn't have it so if u want it u should go nj, yea nj should have it, i recommend u go there...went in the staje room..some 35/05 girls there..looking as freaked out too..i asked them is this the stageworks room? they would like to know what you guys do.." then we saw this mask, super hideous. then i suaned again la..i bet you'd look so much better if u put it on. when i went out, wee liang looked super amazed and stunned as to how honest and overboard i was..then sort of died off after that..last destination was lt 1. it ended like this " thanks, what 's ur name may i know? i'm xxx from MJ, and he's from NYJ. thanks for the tour today.." lol...yea seems like such a fool i was..but it was so fun ..if i didn't entertain them i would still be stoning with mee kwan at the hockey booth la..oh yea and we danced after that..chee wei says i look retarded dancing..lol...okay but we had fun la..the greatest contribution we made was after the open house. really. got the tables back here and there..there were lots of goodie bags remaining..we all got one each..wouldn't be a prob if we all took 10 each.

today went to liang pei's house. it turned out to be a nightmare for shawn and i, especially after we did our pw. caryn and liang pei started with shawn first, then me. they pushed him onto a chair. oh ya from this period onwards everytime they did something, they would laugh like some crazy women who were insanely perverse. goes something like this "wahhhahahaha HAHAHAHAHA gwahahahah kekekekekekeke" after being forced to sit on the chair, they wrapped a towel around his face, and it was so hot inside the towel. then they started using heat treatment with various tools to straighten, curl or whatnot, the ultimate of which was the huan zhu ge ge fringe.. shawn and i both got that..then they dumped excessive loads of *glitter* gel and mousse on his head..okie la i helped in the spiking of his hair.. then caryn freaked him out by saying she wanted to cut his hair..then anyhow dug scissors into his hair to scare him..but then she did get some hair cut la..ahaha....then i said hmmm i got no scissors i wanna cut for u leh shawn. then i took out a very huge penknife and ***bbrrrreeeeeeaaaarrrrrrcccckkkkkkkk*** wah he instantly freaked out! he got a superstarish porcupine head..when the hair was done..they then continued to the face..it's the sickest part..curled his long eye lashes, and drew around his eye lids with eye liner..dabbed this white stuff between the eye lids and eye brows..like some jap girls like to do..dunno if they applied eye shadow or not(as if it would have made a diff) then they laid down the foundation and added blusher..and it's not blusher..it's like sort of bloody la...like chinese dancers like that..hmmmm did i miss out any parts.....basically i got the same thing as shawn, except that mine was nerdy not porcupine..we both looked ah gua lah..can go thailand already..big bucks u know! liang pei happily took three pictures...which will be used to amuse the classmates tmr...indeed a makeover, one i will never forget!

"plak!";
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