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christmas

so i start with christmas yea?the only party i have is the annual christmas eve celebration at valerie's house.then...eat a lot,play a lot.so much fun and all.ahha when i got there at around 5 like that,the food was all ready already(lol sounds retarded).then johnny jiu jiu started cutting some lamb dunnowhat which he got from dunnowhere.it came out all of a sudden...then he called me where he was slicinng them up.so when i got there,EWWWWW!what a pungent smell!ammonia and chlorine smells so much nicer(i like them both :D)wa lao eh...he cut off some dark dark dunnowhat and presented it to me.lamb leg.first time i saw that,got to smell that and almost got to eat that.but then,cos i never ate any goats nor lambs or sheep or whatnot that says 'meh' so condescendingly before,i dared not try it,and it was the entire cut of pungent super aromatic disgustingly odorous lamb leg.i refused him ahahhaa.so i went back to reading my library-gotten world war 2 incredible stories bla bla.then,after about flipping 2 pages,then he summoned me again.ahha.i saw a familiar figure again,though that artifact would have not bleated in its entire lifetime[again it was wrapped in newspapers and was going to go under my uncle's knive(turkeys are quite hideous u see:P)].oh if u read those between the brackets and boxes,you would have found out i was referring to a turkey.congratulations.if u are still on this epic work,you should stop now,cos it should be quite long and you'll be hating me before u finish this paragraph(apparently i dunno how to input double spacings denoting the start of a paragraph i so deeply apologise).

sorry!that was so wu liao.what la i like to use chinese words inside cannot ar?oh ya then he cut that turkey and this time presented me with a cold turkey drumstick.okay,i took it,cos i had too many factors to consider that would have affected the rest of my time there if i refused.but then,i knew it would be given to my father later on.but he wasn't here yet,so i took a few chunks(approx 20% of the meat there).then shortly after my saviour came.lol and my dad finished the rest of that 80%.weeee!!!

sometime before that i still had to eat 2 cuts of that pugnacious-obnoxious-who cares about the definition meh thing.cos my johnny jiu jiu is very a persuasive speaker,and me being curious i took just 2 slices.but when i ate that,then it was u-noe-what already.wa lao!!no more yangs for me already!!

then after that,played game of life.it never started much,cos i spent much of the time correcting some mistakes that my dear cousins made haha.so the game was restarted about 3 times yea?but that was good enough already lol.(cos of me,both negatively and positively:D)shortly after,we got crack poppers(who really bothers about the name?) and a lot of firecrackers.but i nevr played much,only when my so-cute-de 5 year old cousin offered me 1 so i didn't want to refuse u know that kind of thing,then i played la.but the party poppers crackers whatever i played less than the number of fingers i have on 1 palm.there was 1 whole box there...about 30 to 40 like that i guess.luckily valerie brought her bike,which was a bit too small for me,so i rode that round and round while the other cousins amazed themselves with the pyrotechnics.at first,all of them took just 1 each,so they played 1 after another.but then,they started having 2,cos humans have 2 arms.then 3 in one hand.the entire bundle would burn out in lesser time than a single stick.who knows why,maybe it's cos there's too much heat so..(i'm taking arts already;i officially denounce all scientific knowledge i have from now on)but then,this type got colourful explosions,so with 1 u just get a domestic slow peaceful combustion.2 apart from each other,still the same.THREE!oh my god(i've none)!they burn out in less than half the usual time for 1 and they give off so much more colours and gaseous exhaust.the whole site just turns into a smoke grenade bombarded area,and people can start choking.this quite-mad-already experiment was conducted by my sec 3 cousin,mary.i thought it quite mad already,due to the stark contrast the different setups' products had.then,valerie took out the whole pack of 12 sticks and hehehe...mary warned her against that.and advice she should have heeded!valerie headed out with that 12 sticks somewhere from our sight and BOOM!i only saw her coming back,sweating profusely,face royal flushed ahahhaa,having obvious breathing discomfort.(at the same time,the very-cute vanessa,valerie's only sibling,also kena,cos she got the sparks ingestedO_o),so we all were so concerned for that two fateful siblings.somehow weird that the only accidents were tekan by them.after they were all settled,i became a csi,so i went to the site and saw 11 sticks sprawled all over the turmac,and there was another 1,quite a distance away from the 11.so i concluded that she had ignited the first isolated one in order to ignite the 11 ,away from our view.and since the power of 3 bundled together was so great already,one could have imagined what 11 would do...so in memory of that queer event which we cousins always thought humorous(i'm the eldest there LOL),we bestowed valerie a title.chap ji kee.and that's the name of some game older gamblers play.oh my,valerie=>bearlahlee=>bel bel=>chap ji kee.seems to have no link,but then,it's with greater significance that she got this name.special leh!chap ji kee!

so we got back,then after a while headed to the nearby newly built hdb shopping centre.looked so huge,but inside so small.thought got arcade but dun have.aiya lousy place.only got 1 giant,then the giant only got 1 cashier at the entrance and there was about 15 disgruntled customers waiting in line there leh.not bad ar.giant blockage ahhaa.somemore closing hours was in 15 more minutes.funny joke ah.then to go accompany my ah yi and her family in mac,we went there(duh) with jie jie and her frank.inside i thought got nothing to do,but just see so many kids queuing up for neopets toys.then,chatted a while with jie jie to find out her job.so she said she's a property officer.so highclass leh!but then,it's with the HDB,so it's a pile of crap.she's basically a miscellaneous mess personnel,so she has to pay home visits in order to get hard-to-get debts of many faculties paid,so it's quite a tough job.and being new,she got assigned to the elderly homeowners.so they always used the same excuse.wait for my son to come back.wa lao...but cannot say anything cos u dunno how they're being treated.then...got some perverted ones la...then shortly after we got back to chap ji kee's house.

they all played twister for quite a long time,then all the while i was at the main hall having the tv all to myself,watching inuyasha and the romance of the three kingdoms.when i returned to the room in which they were all still playing in,erm.....what?i dunno.fastforward>>> my parents came and asked us to go back.....erm....we just stalled for time lor...then stalled until we went home at 8 the next morning ahhaha.

super lame christmas post sia...but at least i enjoyed it!

"plak!";
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