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an unforgettable day

today was another day,filled with madness.very memorable,in fact.first period was chinese,so as usual there was to be,in its place,maths lesson,with that china teacher coming to give worksheets.he's quite nice lah,but i'm not.oppps!so i kept making fun of him...maybe not that much lah,made fun as in not in front of him,i'm too wussed to do that.so i started murmuring thank you mr xiao bai lian...then like no fun leh..so i designed a new name hahaha.this guy is sissy from afar(why cat high so unlucky,students like that,teachers also like that?!!!),hence that name.he's real white though hahaha.so aaron was saying sissy....hmmm i thought there were plenty more ways to spell sissy..so i tried this ...Mr Wu Si Si...hahaha he's not a Wu lah....but look carefully....it's a WUSS!with sissy in it hahaha...what else can you expect from a lamer?

then got chemistry...fun sia...i remembered not to light the airhole!yay!i survived another day lol!i was testing for gases in the boiling tube sia..ammonia is so nice(especially when it's handmade by yourself;a certain level of satisfaction ahh)!so obvious lor,i just went to fill up'turns red litmus paper blue'..cheater...then after that the boiling tube was so charred,i didn't think the ganges would wash it clean ever again,so i consulted mr lee lor...he said try adding nitric acid to it...so i tried.OH MY GAWD!it totally worked!it's unbelievable okay....you must try it yourself to experience the amazement...um if really cannot find anything to burn then try (it on) yourself lol...okay that's lame and pathetic;no-one's laughing hahaha...so we came back from the lab(unscathed :D ) and there was english lesson...mr heng came up with a stack of papers,i thought he was going to return it to us,but it was not to be.as usual,mr heng style,he would give another set of practice to do,which was comprehension and summary.thinking it was only one period,he said i want you all to finish till number six.only after i reminded him then he realised it was a double period."okay,then do all,ya,summary also."we were all like -_-" ...but well,if you dun do,you dun improve,right?i always tell that to myself,especially in subjects i favour anyway it was english...and definitely going to be easier than the darned prelim2 paper2 so i did it happily(am i delusional or just optimistic,i've been asking myself and listing relevant examples).after recess,so second half of the day approaches.going to be double maths,but should be alright since it's just transformation.

it was so relaxed cos the topic is not the conventional heavy stuff,so obviously there was a capacity for insanity to erupt here.mrs long was talking about some unorthodox business method pertaining to her part-time job as a muah-chee seller in school so that we can enjoy "chilled CH Jive".erm ya thanks for that,but i rather the profits had gone somewhere else,say the charities like ...NKF?er nonono...they have stocked up too much for a thousand winters,or just donate to the school building fund lah!so extra why in the first place must buy the drink for us to buy so they can earn money.contradixion right?
some people never think,and when they finally get what they are thinking,they can't express it due to their inability to use either English or Chinese in a standard,at least,manner.
oops i went too far off,let's continue.mrs long and the word unorthodox meant that something bad was going to happen.so it did.qian xiang who had been sitting beside me was so moved to say, jian,fourth tone!oh my!mrs long was so shocked...she was like laughing also hahaha cos if she had other emotions it was going to be worse.she said something like that was not the word to describe...hahaha...she didn't know how to react,but anyway you can't just call women jian and get away with it you know...qian xiang is screwed up!but not totally...as he later said something again!i was wondering what he was thinking when all of a sudden he was so quiet and suddenly he raised up his hand and said "Ah Long,can i go toilet?" oh my he did it again!somehow it was subconscious;qian xiang never said such stuff directly...i guess we were talking about gangsters before that,then he was reminded of the 'ah long'.mrs long was shocked again.i spent more time laughing at her reaxion than the actual joke itself...it was that kind of american wide-mouthed gape that certainly looked damn funny.she could even joke about it."only mr terence goh can call me that."i was like,huh,she's so happy about it?mr goh's like 10 years younger at least?so crap...

during the double period,we did a lot of crap,and what we were supposed to do,we didn't.(post-exam slacking syndrome)the class later found out that it was aaron's birthday.i tell ya,it was a big mistake that the classmates now knew;someone's about to be embarrassed,if you've observed enough.as teachers would always do,mrs long asked us to sing him a birthday song.why,yes,of course we were only more than happy to do just that!surely we were going to mess things up!before the count of '3' there were already preludes to the birthday song,and when it officially began,no distinct familiar happy birthday tune was heard.everyone just sang out of tune,which was so damn cool.noise is also a music form you know,that uncoordinated noise would never be repeated again...such a waste...for the clashing chords did make some kind of compromised melody.so many times things have always been done the same way over and over again,this change i saw,well,particularly pleased me.aaron,who was totally embarrassed by the song(s) was lying face-down on the table all the while.poor him...but we enjoyed it!after the offpitch offbeat totally off and hopeless rendition of 'happy birthday' was over,of course we had some other music.such examples include the traditional funeral song used by buddhists(yes the famous one).a few samples were playing in the class then.that was damn funny okay,but i decided to do something more weird...i started singing auld lang syne,and qian xiang joined in too.'isn't that a song used at farewells?' someone inquired....hahaha precisely!not as if i were ignorant about it!

these four years,i've spent the shortest time with class 4-2,but it's the best experience i've ever had.a few cliques here and there,but nobody treats you like a stranger.indeed we do have a class spirit which impressed mr heng,but as he later found out,it encompasses the overall refusal to complete assignments also....haha i've talked too much crap today,but the experience i got today was simply gratifying.sadly,it's going to last for another five months at most.well,i'm going to make the best out of it;i bet no other place would be like this...

oh yes i think we all have dwelled too much on the issues of our parents,seems that it is rather common after all am i rightersay?anyway i can't say i blame anyone,they've both been there for me and still are doing so.let's just say that when they meet with some difficulties,then tension will rise,leading to verbal conflict,and stuff like that.therefore it is essential that we today must make constant efforts to know how to handle stress yea?of course i daresay that my family's problems are based on financial stresses mainly,that's why i must study hard and work hard get good job get good pay good life ahh sounds too easy...anyway i have this little piece of advice from joel : "poverty never lasts three generations".
oh no!i'm the third generation hehe.so it's up to me to break the cycle.

"plak!";
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